“Oh god, another whiney sanctimonious vegan. Here’s a clue you pompous ass, plants and fungi are sentient beings too, yet you condemn others for eating meat because you feel entitled to determine that a plant is ok to eat and an animal is not?” — Oh God, another whiney, sanctimonious plants rights activist.
Pet store patron: Oh, so you just want everyone to adopt dogs, and stop breeding them?
Protester: Yes. Exactly.
Pet store patron: So what’s next? You think people should stop having kids and adopt them, too?
Protester: Yeah, that would be great!
Pet store patron: YOU’RE CRAZY.
“I hear your choice. It’s an interesting fact that a cow has a lone calf normally and twins rarely and she has 4 teats. Thus, she has more than the calf can drink which is why she has been the ‘nurse maid’ of the world for thousands of years.” — I guess this person hasn’t counted their own teats lately. Thanks SOS reader Trista for the submission!
“Oh, God - what did I do to deserve this?”
— A big dumb whiney meat-mouth gentleman I gave pamphlet to during a Vegan Outreach event, expressing his discomfort at being exposed to the gruesome pictures of factory farming. What did I do to deserve this?.. I’m sure those are the animal’s thoughts, exactly.
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“The whole point of picketing is to harass researchers and put a pressure on their families. It is as unethical a tactic as they get.” —
‘To protect and unnerve:’ animal rights activists acuse UCLA of intimidation tactics | By Dan Bluemel, l.a. activist
Protesting is as unethical as it gets, hmm? This is a great article by Dan Bluemel, but so far all of the comments seem to be from pro-vivisection a-holes who were apparently absent the day the First Amendment was discussed in grammar school. Take a minute to check out the article, and leave your own comment.
Protester: If you can’t relate to animal rights, but you’re concerned about humans.. you should know that violence against humans is more common in people with a history of violence against animals.
Drunk Guy: Actually that’s not true. You need to do your research!
P: Actually, I have. I do this kind of research for a living.
DG: Oh yeah? So do I!
P: Really. Who do you do research for?
DG: (proudly) I work for the NRA!
@ Lobster Zone protest, Wardlow Station (Long Beach, CA). He didn’t seem to understand why we all started laughing..
We’ve heard it all before.
Puppy Mill Protester: Sir, can I give you some information?
Asshole: No, I’m okay. I’m just here to buy a puppy to grind up and make into tacos. Get lost, kid.
@ Pet City puppy mill protest. Later that day, activists were given a signed pledge from the manager, stating that the chain would stop selling puppies within 90 days! Read the press release here.
“PETA is a joke, and they do more harm than good by attaching their name to an issue.” — “When you resort to attacking the messenger and not the message, you have lost the debate.” - Addison Whithecomb